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The Best Jokes About Gambling

June 22, 2020 Posted in News by No Comments

The casino world is a really fun place to be in, and it really meant to be enjoyed.

People from all genders and ages from all around the world know about this luxury.

And they are enjoying it on a daily basis.

Whether you’re more into the casino slot machines or poker is your passion, you can do anything you like.

Really.

There is truly something for everyone; whether it’s your goal to meet new people or just simply win money.

You can truly have it all. 

That’s the whole point of the casino community.

To be relaxed and to have the night of your life.

After all, what life without a little bit of laughter and enjoyment?

It’s not worth it!

That’s why today we got some of the best jokes for you! 

Help My Son’s Gambling Problem

“I need you to help me stop my son gambling,” an anxious mother said to his son’s headmaster.

“I don’t know where he gets it from but it’s always bet, bet, bet.”

“Leave this to me,” said the headmaster.

Seven days later he phoned the boy’s mother.

“I think I’ve cured him,” he said.

“How?”

“Well, I saw him looking at my large beard and he said, ‘I bet that beard is false.’

‘How much?’ I said, and he said “$5 ”

“What happened?” asked the mother.

“Well, he pulled my beard, which is quite natural, and I made him give me $5. I’m sure that will teach him a lesson or two.”

“No, it won’t,” said the mother. “He bet me $10 this yesterday that he will pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!”

a couple of people laughoing along with the casino dealer

At The Butcher’s 

A guy with a gambling addiction walks into a butchers

He goes to the butcher – “I bet you $500 you can’t get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder”

The butcher says “I can’t take that bet, the steaks are too high”

A man is being accused that he has a gambling problem and that’s he needs to get it fixed.

He, on the other hand, doesn’t agree with that. 

“So now I have a gambling problem? I dont know who is spreading those lies, but my money’s on Aaron.”

I can quit gambling anytime. Why? Because I made a bet with my friends about it. 

a dog sitting with chips and cards in front of him

Why don’t vampires like gambling?

They get nervous when the stakes are raised.

What did the gambling addicts name their daughter?

Betty.

Asian Casino 

“My husband’s going to a casino in central Asia. 

“Tibet?”

 “Of course, why else would he go!”

I dont always drink laxatives when I go to the casino. But when I do, I usually play craps. 

What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it.